This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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