every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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