i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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