yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Ladies don't puke and tell
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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