On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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