You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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