Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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