Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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