vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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