this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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