Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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