I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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