He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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