it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
They are going to name an STD after you.
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