Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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