Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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