so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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