my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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