That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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