Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.