Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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