do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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