So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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