Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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