piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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