Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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