real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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