he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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