FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Randomize
