We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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