Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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