She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner