is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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