Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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