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evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My vagina just recognized that song.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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