question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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