The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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