Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You left your phone here
Wait...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
