Whod you bang
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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