So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
okay pat passed out under dana's car
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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