Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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