I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My feet surprised me
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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