To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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