You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Randomize
