He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I could fuck to npr.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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