Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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