Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.