what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Randomize
