I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize