I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
