I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
So. Much. Porn.
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