Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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