Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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