You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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