I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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