I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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