Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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