All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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