i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
